great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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