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(313): View more from Michigan

You really coming over, don't trick.

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(718): View more from New York

i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite

(917): View more from New York City

get a pic

(718): View more from New York

i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that

(917): View more from New York City

i want ur life

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(616): View more from Michigan

I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.

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(980): View more from North Carolina

I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.

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