She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
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couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
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Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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