Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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