My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Randomize
