YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You've changed since you got that strap on
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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