And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Randomize
