Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
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If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
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Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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