He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
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he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
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Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
My vagina is very pro this idea
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