how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
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I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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