It's like a parade of train wrecks.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
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Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
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Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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