ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
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At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
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I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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