hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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