Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
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Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
She's the barista slut.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
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My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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