Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
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you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
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I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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