Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
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its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
So squirting runs in the family.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
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I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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