Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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