i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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