Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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