She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
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i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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