hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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