whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
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Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
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so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
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