I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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