Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
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Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
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BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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