my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Alive.
So much puke
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I can't turn off my feet"
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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