ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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