just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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