I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Who died my cat blue again?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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