Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
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He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
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I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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