i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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