do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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