talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
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My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
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margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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