its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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