She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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