don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
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I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
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I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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