I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
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No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
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I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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