Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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