the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Someone shattered a urinal.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
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Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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