White coat. Heels.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
He passed out mid-signature
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I'm gonna fight the coyote
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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