We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
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Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
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Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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