i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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