Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
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His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
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Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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