Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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