dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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