my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Randomize
