It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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