On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
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