i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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