Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
