so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
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my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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