i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
