Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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