Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
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You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
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Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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