Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
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Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
We're using joints as your birthday candles
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I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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