Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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